It is that time of the year to look forward to:

• Another Carnosaur!
• Another Nemesis!
• Shapeshifting alien robots!
• Cyborgs vs. vampires!
• Superheroes with super-stupid names!
• Blaxploitation!
• Bigfoot!
• Uppity plantlife!
• Lots of underwater hijinx!
• "Star" Power: Christopher Lambert! Martin Sheen! Dean Cain! Eric Bana! Luke Perry! And more!

What is the Smithees?
An award event where the people celebrates Bad Cinema by award them in one of the nineteen categories:
Most Lucicrous Premise | Oblivious | "Wanna Run That By Me Again?" | "Let's Up the Rating to 'R'"
"Alas, Poor Yorick" | Deus Ex Machina | Stupidest-Looking Monster | Worst Science | Best One-Liner
Worst Cover Copy | "Cutting Butter With a Chainsaw" | Inane Dialogue | "Whoops!" | Worst Editing
"WHAT?!" | Acting Appropriately Stupid | Worst Special Effect | Crummiest Ending
Worst Acting | Worst Picture

Come one, come all to a night of terrible movies at 7pm Saturday at the Greater Columbus Convention Center, rooms D230-D232.

"I Stayed Up To Watch The End Of This?!?"